Monday, January 30, 2006

Who says trains aren't fun!

Heard on a tranzmetro service from Paraparaumu to Wellington just prior to Christmas “Attention passengers. Due to circumstances behind my control, we are on time. We apologise for any inconvenience.”

And heard this morning on the same train line, after crawling along at about 15mph for some time in dense mist, “Attention ladies and gentlemen, this is your driver speaking. We apologise for the slow speed of this mornings journey. Unfortunately due to poor visibility we have been forced to rely on instrument navigation. We apologise for any inconvenience.Thank you and have a nice day.”
Thanks Tranzmetro, I will have a nice day.


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